More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"They call alcohol spirits, because it’s the spirit turned liquid. Would you drink my soul if you knew I’d use it to get inside of you? After all, most men buy women alcohol so they can get inside them too."
"My sole possession is my passion, for no one can rob me of it. More fiery than love, it does not depend on another to blaze."
"When you find yourself in hot water, what else can you do but make a spot of tea? I still have a spot of tea on my shirt from yesterday."
"I’ve got a nice racket going. I make tennis ball swatters. My favorite score is love all. That’s also how I live my life."
"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me."