More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"It’s better if you don’t come at all, then come and act like you don’t want to be here. The same applies to there, when I’m there, which is also confusingly here, though it’s not here it’s there."
"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."
"I'm so popular in life that valets are already starting to park the cars lined up for my funeral, which is expected sometime late 2082. #OutBoastKanye"
"The cat hair floated in the air like a sound vibration, and I plucked it like a guitar string. Sometimes I can be so musical I’m like a living love song."