More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I love kiss whispers—kisspers. Loose lips are full of passionate secrets."
"Trying to hide my feelings to avoid getting hurt just ends up hurting not only myself—but also the person I am hiding my feelings from."
"I may not be able to remember your name, but I remember your address and what time you leave in the mornings. Your name isn’t Rob, is it?"
"I peddle my wares as fast as I pedal my bicycle and petal my flowers, and that’s why my sales growth seems so slow. But given time, my brand will be in full bloom."
"Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dancing partner. I'm a bring my own chaser kind of lover."