"With any new business deal, don’t think about how much you can afford to get—think about how much you can afford to give. A spirit of giving will allow you to get."
"The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow. My love is so fluid I’ll bet drinking it would give you the gift of flight."
"Glue holds stuff together pretty well. But why not try using guitar music as an adhesive? After all, it’s held many bands together."
"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."
"I always look like I’m lying. I was born with a politician’s face. You’ll know I’m in love when I have a Vote For Me look in my eyes."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."