The lungs are fishing nets for smoke, and I inhaled her esse... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"You gotta run more than your mouth to escape the treadmill of mediocrity. A true hustler jogs during the day, and sleepwalks at night."

"I’m 33, and an 18-year-old girl called me old. I said, “You may be temporarily young, but you’ll forever be childish.” Then I put gum in her hair."

"I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake in an activity that would render me guilty has not presented itself."

"Every day I type out my dream scribbles from the night before, looking for treasure buried deep in my subconscious."

"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."