"My heartbeat is a pulse, and it pumps out sonic vibrations that resonate with her mind as she lays her head on my chest. Listen silently and you can hear the frequency of love."
"I’ll sit on a soda and drink a sofa. It’s just healthier. You should see how I make love. Show starts at 8:00. Tickets are ten bucks at the window."
"If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."
"My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"The last 33 years of my life have been a blur, like a hummingbird’s beating wings. Time flies, but not backwards, like a hummingbird can."