More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"We no longer know each other. Hell, I barely know myself these days. I brush my teeth and look in the mirror and think, “Who is this guy taking care of my oral hygiene?"
"People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking."
"Once a Ponce a time she made me feel like a conquistador. Now her memory is just a breeze seen in swaying Spanish moss."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"Everything I’ve learned about handshakes is from hands-on experience. Due to hygiene, I only network with rubber glove manufacturers."