More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I wear a glove to honor all the men who have given me a hand. And to think, out of all those men, they only had one hand. No wonder I never get any high-fives."
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"
"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."
"She makes my heart melt. There is a limited supply of sips, so grab a straw and start slurping while you can."