"Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through."
"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."
"Your personal brand should be like water: not only clear, but transparent to the public. People thirst for that, and they will drink you up."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."
"I kissed a mystery, and it tasted like a woman. Lips are always full of delicious secrets."
"Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go."