More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"For the funeral I needed a plus one, so I rented a hooker. And then I rented a movie. Rest in peace Grandpa, or whoever you were."
"You gotta run more than your mouth to escape the treadmill of mediocrity. A true hustler jogs during the day, and sleepwalks at night."
"I love you the way ice melts in vodka—slowly, seamlessly, and invisibly. It’s a feel-good feeling whether you see it or not."