"My I love yous were watered down, which was how I was able to grow such a beautiful garden. I’m a relationship farmer, and I’m growing as a person."
"Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy."
"Love is 60% water, because a human being, the essence of love, is 60% water. But that’s the other 40% made up of? Easy—mint green tea and honey."
"I can hold my alcohol, just like I’m a wine bottle. I dance as fluid as glass, and my heart shatters just as easily."
"The business of business is people, not products or services. Take care of the people, and the people will take care of you."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."