More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser. Some trees live to be hundreds of years old, and what the fuck do they know?"
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"I don’t remember my birth. I guess I got dementia at a young age."
"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me."
"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."