More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"In high school I used to write my love notes backwards, so she'd have to flip the paper upside-down to read it. Either that or read it in a mirror, so she can see herself as I see her, and see why I admire her."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"Dinner was a riot, but the food was bland, so I doused it with pepper spray. The chef wanted to protest, but he didn’t, because I had the pepper spray."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."