My life is but a firefly’s flicker, so I’d better use my bri... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Last weekend I went out of my comfort zone to go hang out with people I’d only heard about, and I met one new person who turned out to be a very valuable contact. I should try networking at my family reunions more often, because that’s how I finally met my dad."

"I’ll cut jewels in the shape of crumpled-up pieces of paper. Her wedding ring may look like my 33rd attempt at my marriage vows."

"Working in the hotel business I have learned a lot about people. It’s amazing what you can discover about someone by watching them when they don’t know you are watching, especially if they are asleep."

"I had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a politician’s car, after I threw them there."

"I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one."