"If I could make tea out of your love, would it be hot, or iced? Would it be black, or green? Would it be sweet, or unsweet? Would you offer free refills?"
"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."
"I want to sprint into her open arms, but I run as fast as two shoes tied together and thrown over a telephone wire. I’m like Roger Bannister, now that he’s in a wheelchair."
"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."
"The sky itches and that’s why I tickled it with the feather of a bird. Do you realize it’s been 14 days since two weeks ago? Boy, time flies."
"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."