I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"She makes my heart melt. There is a limited supply of sips, so grab a straw and start slurping while you can."
"Wherever there’s a gathering of people, there is networking going on. My favorite place to network is the cemetery."
"We made love like two coiled up fire hoses. When there’s no fire in the romance, why not act like a couple of sleeping snakes?"
"The best part about being a writer is being able to communicate with people without moving my lips. The mouth is better used for kissing."