More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"Her heart is so dark, if it were ink it’d be beyond black and would only be good for writing a murder mystery novel."
"I just invented a device that eliminates vice. It looks like a bottle of booze, only it’s empty, because I just drank it."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"I mined my mind, and I found no love. My heart is where excavation yields gold, and if you dig me as much as I dig you, we can both get rich."