More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly hope so. I’d hate to think she’s being deliberately unresponsive."
"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."
"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."
"I need to be gentler, I said definitively to myself, as I clenched my fist and shook it in the air. Love takes flight like two powerful wings, but hits like a collection of feathers."
"Free running is wall dancing, and that’s why I do my best moves while sitting in a rocking chair. I like to relax dangerously."