More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m taller in tolerance than I am in height. Barely. I’m only 6’3, so I apologize for not being more understanding."
"I want to sprint into her open arms, but I run as fast as two shoes tied together and thrown over a telephone wire. I’m like Roger Bannister, now that he’s in a wheelchair."
"If my legs get blown off in war, I’d like to have them replaced with a coffee table. Half man/half furniture, I’ll be in the living room if you need me."
"My life is but a firefly’s flicker, so I’d better use my brief moment to light up the darkness that covers her path."
"I feel like dancing. If I bring an extra wheelchair for you, would you like to join me?"