More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"Last weekend I went out of my comfort zone to go hang out with people I’d only heard about, and I met one new person who turned out to be a very valuable contact. I should try networking at my family reunions more often, because that’s how I finally met my dad."
"My eyes are bronze, my hair is turning silver, and my heart is gold. Oh, and my love for you belongs in the Olympics, because it’s Special."
"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."