More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."
"Now that I’m 33.3 years old, the days of blue and green are behind me. I have left the earthy and entered into the purple phase of my life."
"Reading makes you ready for the world. A man who doesn’t read is a man who is easily deceived. You must find that man and make him sign a contract, and you must do it before Satan does. Trust me, the profits are HUGE!"
"A raisin on the ground is full of hope that if it just keeps aging, it will turn into wine and get drunk on its wrinkly self."
"Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dancing partner. I'm a bring my own chaser kind of lover."