More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She was a tall drink of water from Tallahassee, and I was an instant-coffee kind of lover. I got her so hot that neither one of could go to sleep until the ambulance finally came to a complete stop."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t nearly as productive."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."
"I have a tongue like a rose petal, and when I say I love you, it has the fragrance of truth. My words are my garden, and I’m planting our future."