Silver is an investment. It’s like a second-place future. Ma... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Silver is an investment. It’s like a second-place future. Makes me want to create Michael Phelps-flavored ice cream and eat a whole tub."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."
"There exists a big circus tent, and the right entrance is named The Republicans, and the left entrance is called The Democrats. People argue over which is the correct path, not realizing everyone inside is a clown."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."
"I love the sound of the trees in the breeze. If the forest is so clearly musical, why can’t it play the guitar while I sing Nirvana covers?"