"Are you tired, irritable, or suffering from heartburn? Ask your doctor if my love is right for you. 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 9 out of 10 is 90%."
"I don’t remember my birth. I guess I got dementia at a young age."
"Poor is the man who thinks money makes him wealthy. Love is the true treasure, and the more you give away, the more you have."
"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."
"I wish I could grow swords like I can roses. Wouldn’t war be so romantic then? Then the U.S. could really show the world how much it loves it."
"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."