More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m a little more reserved in person than people expect. But I warm up quickly, like leftovers. Meatloaf, anyone?"
"I'm here at The Container Store looking for something large enough to hold all my love for her. It's a flood, so I hope they sell Shipping Container Ships."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."