More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day."
"If love came in a cardboard tube, I’d probably send it priority mail. But I’d make you pay for shipping."
"Everyone is a salesman, and the product is each person. Personal branding is being conscious to the continual nature of selling yourself."
"To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch."
"Is it better to be feared or loved? Loved, because people associate with you because they want to, not because they need to. We need to eat beets, but we want to eat cake. Be the cake of the world."