When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Logos on designer clothes don't make me feel like I've got a strong personal brand. No clothes make the man. Even wearing no clothes I'm still me."

"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."

"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."

"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."

"I wrote you a love letter. I used invisible ink to show I was being transparent with my feelings. And also to hide my feelings."