Networking is like fishing. Just give some beer and a boat a... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Networking is like fishing. Just give some beer and a boat and I’ll be in business."
"Networking is like fishing. Just give some beer and a boat and I’ll be in business."
"When I win, it’s because I’m skilled. When I lose, it’s because my opponent is lucky. But when I fall in love, it’s because I’m lucky and she’s skilled."
"I find Bukowski to be so edgy, gritty, and daring that he oozes romance, and if couples read him in bed they would appreciate what they have."
"For the funeral I needed a plus one, so I rented a hooker. And then I rented a movie. Rest in peace Grandpa, or whoever you were."
"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."