Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy started because of a thumb'... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day."

"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."

"I want to create a 3-4 deal—buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for any product but love, which is one for the price of two only."

"If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might as well have a noose around your neck. Would you mind if I kicked the chair out from under your feet? You’re standing on my only place to sit."

"In the long run, even a marathon looks like a sprint. This is how I can love with such Roger Bannisteresque intensity."