Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy started because of a thumb'... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"When you find yourself in hot water, what else can you do but make a spot of tea? I still have a spot of tea on my shirt from yesterday."

"When I go off the grid, my main source of light will be fireflies. Oh, and the glow that will come from the epic love poem I am writing for you."

"I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista."

"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."

"Every day I think today could be my last day. My only fear is dying without telling her I love her one more time. All I pray for is one more time."