More quotes by Mark Twain

"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."
"A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat."
"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"
"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."
"What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey."