More quotes by Mark Twain

"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
"Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms."
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."
"Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge."
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man."