More quotes by Mark Twain

"No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session."
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
"Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms."
"Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."