We had a whirlwind romance. That’s what happens when you dat... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"We had a whirlwind romance. That’s what happens when you date a tornado. Hold on, I have to stop tweeting for a bit because Kansas keeps calling."

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