I network like a salmon in a bear costume. Why swim upstream... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I network like a salmon in a bear costume. Why swim upstream when the honeybee has all the flowers? Is anything more romantic than roses on a grave?"

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