More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m 33, and an 18-year-old girl called me old. I said, “You may be temporarily young, but you’ll forever be childish.” Then I put gum in her hair."
"When I go off the grid, my main source of light will be fireflies. Oh, and the glow that will come from the epic love poem I am writing for you."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
"She's beautiful, but so what? If the University of Florida taught me anything, it's that beautiful women are everywhere. The trick is to find the diamond among all the glittering cubic zirconias."