Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it tod... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that."
"I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight."
"I would argue that unless the two people are in love, all sex is bad sex, because why eat cotton candy when you can have edible clouds? Sure, it seems sweet at the time, but that’s just a carnival and carnal rush and wears off quickly. But love adds an extra dimension that takes an earthy thing like sex and makes it absolutely heavenly."
"If I could convert books to wine, I’d start with The Grapes of Wrath. I’ve never read it, but maybe tonight I’ll be thirsty enough."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."