More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I wear gloves, because I don’t want to tease people with my naked body. I’ve got to leave something to the imagination."
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."
"I just sprayed cologne on my hand and then pet the back of my cat's head while he slept, and he woke up so confused, trying to sniff behind his neck and all around wondering what sweet attack he was under."
"Some people grow cotton, while I have a t-shirt farm. The rainy season is when I get the most visitors."
"Love may make you feel blue, love may make you feel green, and sometimes love may even make you feel turquoise or teal. Depression and envy get all the pretty shades of description, and I love that, but in a pink/purple kind of way."