More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I don’t kind of like to be kind and like you—I love to be kind and love you."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"I belong, and my penis, it be long."
"We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your dining room table can walk, it’s best to eat while sitting in wheelchairs."
"To be angry is easy, but to forgive is hard. That's why to love is easy, and to love is hard. I try to be so hard that I'm soft, like a liquid rock, fluid and forgiving, but unmovable in my resolve."