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"Love has a shape, but no color. You’re probably wondering, “If it’s transparent, how do you know what shape it is?” Good question. Well, for one thing, I put it together, and for another, I’m currently wearing it like body armor (though to the casual observer, I appear naked)."
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"Love gives you wings. Icarus and the Challenger both had wings, and so did my first love letter, after I folded it up and flung it at my crush."
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"I’d rather fake my own fog, than fake a steamy love scene. Can I interest you in some mist? It’s homemade."
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"Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called."
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"If I knew what you’d do, exactly when you knew what you’d do, then I’d either be you or I’d be God. And we both know I’m not you."
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