More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."
"She doesn’t want me to leave, and she doesn’t want me to stay. That’s a double helping of Doesn’t Want Me, and one big I’m Not Hungry back at her."
"I loved how your cheeks had a natural rouge, like a delicate rose, and I was a rogue full of thorns. I was only a flower when I was with you."
"Trees shaped like deer should not be ridden like benches if they get stuck up in other trees. No hunting farming allowed. Fishing only."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."