More quotes by Mark Twain

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect)."
"What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
"Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day."