One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is li... - Mark Twain

"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."

"Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary."

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."[Mark Twain, a Biography]"

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."