Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design pers... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design perspective, I think it would revolutionize the fashion industry."
"Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design perspective, I think it would revolutionize the fashion industry."
"My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk."
"If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might as well have a noose around your neck. Would you mind if I kicked the chair out from under your feet? You’re standing on my only place to sit."
"He said he wanted to trade lives with me, saying he wanted what I have. He must want for nothing, because that’s exactly what I have."
"I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can use it when you feel depressed, like on a cloudy day. Shit."
"I have a tongue like a rose petal, and when I say I love you, it has the fragrance of truth. My words are my garden, and I’m planting our future."