More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"To wait on love is to tie a weight on your heart and slowly drown. Why sink when you can fly by freely giving love away?"
"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"The storm is coming whether you’re aware of it or not, and whether you’re prepared for it or not. Thank God you have a man like me in your life, a man with a variety of umbrellas for sale in an affordable range of prices."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."