More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."
"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."
"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."
"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."
"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."