I want to be so successful that my secretary needs a secreta... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I want to be so successful that my secretary needs a secretary."
"I want to be so successful that my secretary needs a secretary."
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"
"I leave my door locked and unlocked. You know, for stopportunities. As a lover, I’ve been known—and unknown—to be like Zeno."
"If I waste all my charity, all I’ll wind up with in the end is the wind. Still, I think I want to be the Dandelion of Love."