More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She said she loved me, and I didn’t believe it for a minute. Maybe 59 seconds, but not a whole minute. I may be gullible, but I’m not without an accurate way to measure time."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!"
"Sometimes I ask myself, "Do I have the courage to do the right thing when it matters most?"And that answer, I'm afraid, is silence."
"I strum a fishing pole line like a guitar string. I hunt like a bow and arrow is a partial harp. And I make love like I’ve got a Buy One Get One FREE coupon."