A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat look... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I'm all for all for one, especially when I'm the one. That's my philosophy when the dinner bill arrives at the table."
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"There exists a big circus tent, and the right entrance is named The Republicans, and the left entrance is called The Democrats. People argue over which is the correct path, not realizing everyone inside is a clown."
"I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered."
"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."