I’m more of a journalist than anyone in the mainstream media... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m more of a journalist than anyone in the mainstream media, and I write fiction. More than fiction, I write absurd nonsense surrealism, and my work has more truth."

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