"I’m more of a journalist than anyone in the mainstream media, and I write fiction. More than fiction, I write absurd nonsense surrealism, and my work has more truth."
"Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds."
"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."
"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."
"When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with."
"Nobody sleeps at the Inn of Innovation. You don't wake up, but you do #startup."