More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Love isn’t in a hurry like a flurry of flowery words on paper. It’s lush and slow to grow its aroma in the garden of time."
"I arose like a rose, and this is how I knew I was in love. In the garden of life, I’m better off in your neighbor’s yard."
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."