A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to dri... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."
"Her love used to be my lighthouse, and now it feels like I'm treading water in the dark. I’ll bet as soon as I start swimming, the sun will rise and color the sky with the romance of rose."
"Don’t ever let the sun set on our love. Not even if it’s so gorgeous it’d make a great postcard. $1.99, if interested."
"Logos on designer clothes don't make me feel like I've got a strong personal brand. No clothes make the man. Even wearing no clothes I'm still me."
"I sleep when I blink. I dream like I love—continuously."