More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s no coffee in it, then the cup is yours."
"To fast track your business and become the Roger Bannister of personal branding, be a connector, accumulator, accelerator and facilitator of relationships."
"When anybody asks me what time it is, I always say, “Yesterday, plus 24 hours."
"I know the X’s and O’s of football. I just don’t know the other 24 letters. And as a writer, this bothers me."
"I’ll sit on a soda and drink a sofa. It’s just healthier. You should see how I make love. Show starts at 8:00. Tickets are ten bucks at the window."