More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"Lying in bed listless, I wrote a list. I then had a list, but I was still listless. Perhaps because my list was of all the things I love, and every entry was you."
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."
"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."