More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler."
"Using my nipples as bait, I went fishing for compliments. I got a few bites, but nothing to write about in Field & Stream."
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on ‪#‎LoversLane‬."
"One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."