More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Self-growth comes from being nurtured, not tortured. I had to learn this the hard way. On sale now: Iron Maiden. Only used once."
"I fall in love with you four times a year: winter, spring, summer, and fall. The leaves may change, but how I feel about you does not."
"I was gardening when I saw this snail/slug thing disguised as a leaf. Ah, isn't fall a wonderful time to slowly fall in love?"
"I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant."
"I sleep when I blink. I dream like I love—continuously."