More quotes by Mark Twain

"It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them."
"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."
"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"
"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?"