Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond;... - Mark Twain
"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
More quotes by Mark Twain
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."
"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever."
"Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it."