People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Love may make you feel blue, love may make you feel green, and sometimes love may even make you feel turquoise or teal. Depression and envy get all the pretty shades of description, and I love that, but in a pink/purple kind of way."
"I just bought a new dishwasher. Some guy was selling two of them in a barn, and it was either that or get a horse, but horses leave spots on silverware."
"I'm the kind of guy who puts other people first. Particularly if there’s danger up ahead. Now I’m not saying I’m any more cowardly than the next man, unless that next man is any other man besides my clone."
"I’m addicted to warm Thanksgiving bird meat, but I should just quit cold turkey. To me, the beginning of December is like leftover November."
"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."