I went to a potluck. I brought my own pot—and luck. The pot... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I went to a potluck. I brought my own pot—and luck. The pot was empty, just like my promise to bring food the next time."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"A white wedding dress, once worn, is like the ghost of a moment, trapping feelings of forever into fabric that’s never to be tried on again."
"I feel robbing a bank would be the highest form of performance art. No need to pay to see me work. The Federal Reserve is subsidizing it."
"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."
"Are you tired, irritable, or suffering from heartburn? Ask your doctor if my love is right for you. 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 9 out of 10 is 90%."