I went to a potluck. I brought my own pot—and luck. The pot... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I went to a potluck. I brought my own pot—and luck. The pot was empty, just like my promise to bring food the next time."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing."
"Opportunity is not your opponent—it is your ally, but it’s hard to see that because opportunity is often camouflaged and hidden among danger and chaos."
"Last time I had sex I was so good I got a standing ovation. Well, actually, I just got the clap."
"Love is a process, either growing or shrinking, but never stagnant. My love for you was David, and now it is Goliath. Also, my love for you was Goliath, and now it is David."
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."