I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."
"She said love her or be tortured by her. I replied, "Torture would be less painful."She didn't realize that I'm a true romantic."
"Her and I, we passed each other, and now she’s in my past. That’s one present I’d like to unwrap in the future."
"I got a zero. That’s like a perfect ten—it’s only one away from being flawless. Remember this next time you think you have nothing."
"I haven’t spent my time trying to duplicate my success. But only because I haven’t had any yet."
"Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thing,” as I point with my pointy finger."